“Those doctors are gaslighting you. <Insert oft repeated spiel unnecessarily educating me on the origins of the term ‘gaslighting.’ They make you sick by giving you a <very legitimate, serious> diagnosis <for which I was hospitalized for a week>. Don’t listen to them.”
…in the same breath…
“You were <insert incredibly damaging, baseless diagnosis from the perspective of an arrogant non-clinician that was ruled out by four physicians who actually saw me>.”