Haecceity sought: closest analogue possible in human noematic reality to the moment when the raptor in Jurassic Park figured out how to open doors
Seeking therapist. Necessary credentials: must be the raptor in Jurassic Park who figured out how to open doors (this is non-negotiable)
Raptor in Jurassic Park who figured out how to open doors: the patron saint of learning (and, in a wholly different way, of education)